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'No one will ever believe you': Photo evidence of ultimate troll Bill Murray stealing french fries finally surfaces
Murray 'gave everyone in the restaurant a good laugh' when, like a thief in the night, he tossed those golden treasures 'right into (the) fry-hole'
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"No one will ever believe you." Six simple words. And yet there's an entire corner of the Internet dedicated to the phrase – well, as uttered by the legendary Bill Murray, anyway.
From crashing weddings to participating in city-wide party hopping, Murray has a habit of showing up in random places, and then disappearing as if he was never there to begin with. The only thing he leaves behind is a tale to be told to skeptical friends, whom, as the actor often suggests, have a difficult time believing their buddy's story.
Maybe Murray is slipping, though. This past week, the actor walked into a restaurant at the Martha's Vineyard Airport and casually ate a few fries off a stranger's plate, according to a redditor.
What makes the story different this time is that there's photo evidence:
"He walked in with a (very good-looking) man and woman, and a few heads had turned when they came in," reddit user Sonowthatimhere wrote. "They took a fairly private spot, but I had a clear sideways view and could see him occasionally looking around the room in a rather obvious way."
Murray "gave everyone in the restaurant a good laugh" when, like a thief in the night, he tossed those golden treasures "right into (the) fry-hole."
According to TIME, this isn't the first time Murray has stolen fries. In yet another reddit post, penned by user Lurker32 in 2010, the actor swiped the food off of him in New York's Times Square.
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"When I was waiting to cross at the 46th and 7th crosswalk I noticed a hand slip around me from behind and grab two of my fries. In my confusion I turned around and HOLY SHIT ITS BILL F—KING MURRAY!" the post reads. "Before I could get a word out, he yelled over the crowd, 'No one will ever believe you.' He then cross to the other side of 7th avenue and disappeared into the crowd."
One imagines Murray left him with a sturdy "¯\_(ツ)_/¯," but we believe you, reddit.
Source: https://nationalpost.com/entertainment/celebrity/no-one-will-ever-believe-you-photo-evidence-of-ultimate-troll-bill-murray-stealing-french-fries-finally-surfaces